Elin and Josefin Nordegren Repurpose The Parent Trap

According to two "reports" issued today by a certain site named RadarOnline who's owned by the same company that owns the National Enquirer, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are totally getting back together. Contrary to the world thinking that Elin was going to divorce the bastard, she's actually dropping that expensive divorce lawyer and Tiger is going back on tour! (Trophy husband? Heh.) Everything is right with the world. What really interests us here is the fact that Elin has a twin, Josefin, and she apparently doubled as Elin to fool the press/papparazzi while Elin was maybe at Tiger Woods' sex rehab maybe making up with him. Again according to RadarOnline, Josefin even took the kids to SeaWorld, maybe posing as Elin! Given the parallels to a certain Disney flick concerning twins united in a quest to save a divorce, we think we smell the narrative that RadarOnline is onto. Now there's a role that will really turn Lindsay Lohan's career around. [FoxNews/NYP]